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HERE IS A BUNCH OF WEB TEE VEE ADDICTS AFTER BEING ONLINE 24 HOURS WITHOUT SLEEP !!!
YOU KNOW YOUR A WEB TV ADDICT WHEN TV IS FOR INTERNET USE ONLY
YOU KNOW YOUR AN ADDICT WHEN EVERYTHING YOU SEND SOMEONE IS A GIF
YOU TAKE YOUR KEYBOARD TO BED WITH YOU AT NIGHT AND FIND IT THERE IN THE MORNING
BATTERIES ARE FOR KEYBOARD AND REMOTE USE ONLY
GO OUT SHOPPING FOR MUSIC MEANS GO LOOK FOR MIDIS
BEFORE YOU HAVE YOUR COFFEE IN THE MORNING THE WEB TEE VEE GOES ON AND E MAIL GETS CHECKED
YOU HAVE A SPARE WEB TEE VEE AT WORK
YOU EAT WITH YOUR FORK OR SPOON IN ONE HAND AND THE WEB TEE VEE REMOTE IN THE OTHER
CLEAN UP THE HOUSE MEANS CLEAN UP AND DISCARD E MAIL.
CLEAN UP HOUSE ALSO MEANS STRAIGHTEN OUT WEB PAGES
REARRANGE THE FURNITURE MEANS MOVE GIFS OR JPGS OROUND ON YOUR SIG OR WEB PAGES
THE TELEPHONE IS NOT TO BE USED FOR PHONE CALLS BUT IS RESERVED FOR INTERNET CONNECTIONS ONLY
ALL SHOPPING IS ONLY DONE ON LINE REAL STORES ARE NOT NEEDED
ALL BANKING CAN BE DONE THE SAME WAY AS ABOVE
GO WATCH A MOVIE MEANS FIND SOMETHING THE MEDIA PLAYER WILL PLAY
WHEN THE HOLIDAYS OR SPECIAL OCCASIONS COME INSTEAD OF GOING TO A REAL STORE TO BUY A GREETING CARD YOU GRAB ONE ONLINE AND SEND A GIF
SEND A LETTER MEANS SEND AN E MAIL
YOU HAVE A ROOM IN YOUR HOUSE CALLED THE WEB TEE VEE ROOM
YOU HAVE A GENERATOR FOR WEB TEE VEE ONLY IN CASE OF A BLACKOUT
TO SEE WHAT A WEB TEE VEE ADDICT MAY LOOK LIKE CLICK HERE
HERE IS A BUNCH OF WEB TEE VEE ADDICTS AFTER BEING ONLINE 24 HOURS WITHOUT SLEEP !!!
